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Idiot tested, mother approved.


South beach parties can best be compared to the women that you might find in them. You're shown just enough to kid-nap your interest, then you pay for this and that, finally when it is time to have some fun and the clothes come off. Things don't look as good as they did from the outside. Partying on South Beach is suppose to be fun, so let us hold your hand and make sure that it is.

First thing to understand is that on south beach the parties are more important then the venues (clubs) that hold them. Venues can be great on a Saturday and horrible on a Sunday, it all depends on the party. Here are 5 parties that will always (I promise) deliver what your looking for.

Good Disclaimer: Our opinions are those of our own and good enough to be taken to the bank. No money or goods from any of the listed clubs was acquired in the process of writing this. However if you would be interested in providing either money or goods to swing our votes for the next guide please see our Contact Us page.

Bad Disclaimer: Keep in mind these are some of the best parties on the beach and so they can also be some of the toughest to get into. Until your enough of a star to show up at 1am in your sneakers, plan on dressing right and getting their early.


Nikki Style Amazing Sundays at Nikki Beach Club
Every Sunday-Legendary Day/Night Event

Tuesdays at Delano Hotel
One of South Beaches Hidden Gems

Favela Chic Tuesdays at Mokai
Hip-hop and Brazilian sounds mixed with a little house and rock by Ross One

Rotten Apple Thursdays at SET
Music by DJ Ross 1


Stereo Fridays at Parkwest Nightclub
Stereo Fridays

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