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The Difference Between Boys And Girls Nov 19

I started to think recently why I prefer club outings with my guy friends and I completely avoid going out with my girl friends too often... So here's my list of boy/girl differences... based on what could potentially ruin what i like to call a "Clubventure".

1. I've never helped a boy throw up in a club restroom.


2. I've never had a boy want to leave a club because he was just too tired/pissed/antisocial.


3. I've never gotten yelled at by a boy for kissing his ex-girlfriend. Haha... wait, what?


4. I've never had a boy whine to me when his ex shows up. He usually just tells me to hang on him to make her jealous. Sorry in advance.


5. I've never had a boy complain that his feet hurt and he just can't dance anymore.


6. I've never had a boy get scared to walk to his car at 5 a.m.


7. I've never had a boy ask me to get him free drink tickets from my club promoter friends. Nothing more annoying then a friend using you for your connections. Get your own famous friends.


8. I've never had a boy tell me, "I feel fat... I'm ugly... if no one hits on me tonight I'm going to be really upset."


9. I've never had a boy cry when a cop pulled him over on our way home.


10. I've never had a boy beg me to come with him to some random after party at some stranger's house so he could get laid by some out-of-town DJ that will never talk to him again. Then call me three days later crying because he hasn't heard from them. "What I did I do wrong?" You got drunk and fucked a random ass DJ.... end of conversation.

Thanks girls... for keeping the slut, groupie, user, junkie, micro miniskirt, whiny bitch, psycho ex-girlfriend era alive and kicking.

Sidenote: I don't hate girls... I just really really hate girls in clubs. I've had some disastrous nights with girls that I thought were pretty cool in other atmospheres... But you put a girl in a club, get a few drinks in them and they just lose their heads. I think they call it getting buck wild. Is that what the kids are saying these days? The point here is.. if i can keep my head on straight and still manage to attract the right kind of attention to myself during a clubventure... no reason why the girls i go out with can't give me the same amount of respect. Just chill bitches. Be cool.

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Karu & Y Closed? Jun 8

We were recently informed by Headliner Marketing Group that Karu & Y has been closed. We are still trying to get to the bottom of why such a beautiful Restaurant/Lounge which always had a crowd has been closed.

Headliner Marketing Group:

"To our friends and guests,

Despite our efforts and supporters, it is with great sadness that I inform you that Karu&Y have ceased all operations, causing the abrupt end to the Thursday party.

Headliner Market Group would like to thank all of its patrons who have supported the Thursday party, which has been taking place at Karu&Y since June 14, 2007. Your support and attendance week after week is what has given Headliner Market Group the ability to mirror quality night life entertainment. Together, we were able to attain this accomplishment on a national scale within less than a years effort as VIBE Magazine acknowledged the Thursday party at Karu&Y as the "IT" place to see and be seen; America's Hottest Thursday Night Party". (see this month's issue with Mariah Carey on the cover...page 24)

Special Thank You(s) go out to past attendees and supporters: DIDDY, JERMAINE DUPRI, JANET JACKSON, MARY J BLIGE, GABRIELLE UNION, DWYANE WADE, FAT JOE, BUSTA RHYMES, NE-YO, SANAA LATHAN, MEGAN GOOD, KIM KARDASHIAN, IDRIS ELBA, FABOLOUS, ALONZO MOURNING and CONGRESSMAN KENDRICK MEEK among many other notable athletes and entertainers.

Please continue to support Headliner Market Group as we strive to continue to put on quality events to meet your satisfaction.

For more information and constant updates on what Headliner Market Group has planned for you, please visit www.myspace.com/headlinermarketgroup.com "


Sincerely,



Michael Gardner, CEO/President
Headliner Market Group

If you have any info on why Karu & Y was closed please leave a comment.